I got shot by the batmobile vrs two

I got shot by the batmobile

All I wanted was to shake Batman's hand
So I punched him in the butt
So he stabbed me in the arm

I Got Shot By The Batmobile

I got shot by the Batmobile
All I wanted was Batman's autograph
So I punched him in the head
So he punched me in the nuts

I got shot by a chicken nugget
All I wanted was the dipping gravy
So I punched it with my fist
So he punched me with a chain

I got shot by everything
All I wanted to do was look
So they shot me off a cliff
So I shot them off a cliff back

I got shot by a monkey man
All I wanted was a banana
So he punched me in the head
So I punched him with a log



THE END

James Bond.

Do do. Do do doom do doo do . dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun dun dunduhduh dun dudh dun dun James Bond was at this concert. And Scaramunga was there. And he had his golden gun. He almost shot James Bond. But instead, James Bond shot him.

ookaLA 's DEATH

One nigh t ookla AND his two FRIENDS were PLOTED and ploted and ploted to kill me ALL his friends had guns they tryed ad tryed BUT!! all the blits mist and they DIED THE END

homer is an ideeeeeeittttttttttttttttttttttttt

one day homer was lonely NO ONE wanted to PLAY WITH him he jummpED ! in ooze then MORE HOMERS CAME! they WENT IN THE HOMER PRAID! lalalalalalalalalalaLALALALALALALALALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Baseball Over The Galaxy

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there lived Jedis, Siths, Clones, Storms and rebels. Then when they all were sitting on the couch, they were all watching baseball. Then Luke said, "Can we play a baseball game? Because I love to have fun."
There were two teams, called the Heroes and the Villians. Luke ran up to Vader and started to whack him on the back. Suddenly, Palpatine threw the ball. See-Threepio hit the ball. See-Threepio ran back to his base. The Heroes won the first round!
Count Dooku was crying. "I don't want to lose, " said Palpatine. Then suddenly, it was the second round.
Palpatine electrocuted Luke and threw him right into See-Threepio. Then, Chewie threw the ball! Then Luke jumped out and hit it. Then Luke ran around three times. The Heroes have won again! Suddenly, it was the last round. This time Vader threw the ball. Then Artoo hit the ball. She flew around three times. The Heroes have won the last round.

THE END

LEGO WARS!

The Lego stadium blew up. "Oh no!" said Joe, "It's melting." All the cement is melting from the wall. And that's the end.