Friday, October 21, 2005

The Hay Wars


Nelson climbed up the hay! But they kept on throwing hay bales and whacking him with hay swords and knocking him off the pile. Out of the entrance at the beginning now I have to walk all the way back. He had to climb through the hay maze and chop down the hay castle and he made it to the top of the hay castle. The hay castle was really big but he could see the Hay Warriors got smashed in the hay. Then the hay started to cry. The hay ghosts came. And he fought them really well and killed all of them but one. He was the strongest he pushed him in the temple but he never died. He said I have a plan. He cut off the hay ghosts head and ruled the hay world.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

the big butt

One day were laying in their nest. And then they had to go to the bathroom really bad. And then they ran and they ran and they ran and they ran and ran and ran and ran but they didn't have to go to the bathroom. Then their butts got bigger by the second. then their butts kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger until the butts blew up.

THE DEATH OF THE HOLE


One day someone walked by a deep, deep hole. He looked down the hole. Something ran up and grabbed him.Threw him down the hole and cut his head off. And then, he got all mad, then he got a flame thrower. He ate the flames out of it. And used it to kill people. He kicked from temple to temple. Blood flew out of his mouth. He turned all horrible and started cutting off people's heads. Then blood flowing all over his walls, his paintings, and his electric guitar. Then he blew up. He came back to life. Then he started killing even more people and ripping their heads off and blood started flying everywhere. Oh, yeah the horns started growing out of him.